He's a good-looking dead kid, after all! Put a smile on, or don't bother venturing out into the world of humans. In an interview with Robert Pattinson, he admitted that if he wasn't in the movies, he would "just mindlessly hate it. He's been in some crappy movies, too.
Another fact: the cast of Harry Potter openly told him that he was really dumb to take the role of Edward. We honestly feel bad for Rob. He'll always be known as Edward from Twilight , and according to him, that's a burden. Perhaps casting someone that actually enjoyed the books! Or, not making movies out of these books at all—they all kind of suck. If you were a vampire, would you continue to go to school?
We wouldn't either. What's the point? Most of us hate school and wish that we could just leave. Some people don't even attend college because of how incredibly horrible their high school careers were. Yet, the Cullens just keep going! You basically lived through everything that you're currently learning. Do you go to hunt humans that you want to kill? Whatever the case, it's weird!
Stop going to school. Find something else to do! Master a skill, cure cancer, do something anything other than going back to school. And if you're going to go back to school, go to college. Learn something new, earn a new degree! Just leave high school in the past. Bella was literally alone. She had no one because she dropped all of her friends for Edward. She started hearing Edward's voice in her head when she did dangerous things.
He didn't say anything extravagant; all he would say is, "Bella, no. This is dangerous. Yes, all of that to hear Edward's voice. She almost killed herself to be with him. That's not okay. The only thing that could have made this better is if Stephanie Meyer didn't include this awful part in the books.
Bella should have gotten over it like a normal person would and worked towards a better version of herself without a vampire in her life. Literally, why? Ask yourself this question: if Bella's friend Mike crawled into her bedroom window to watch her sleep, would that have been okay? No, it wouldn't have. So why the hell is it okay for Edward to do it and girls say "Wow, he's so protective!
No, he isn't—he's a stalker. He's a psychotic lunatic that doesn't see anything wrong with breaking and entering. He's lucky that Charlie Bella's dad didn't check in on her when she was sleeping. If that were the case, you can bet that Edward would not have been able to date Bella let alone come to their house anymore. Nothing could make this better. It should have never happened. Instead, Edward could have demonstrated his love for her like any normal person would.
But, Edward is not a normal person. He's weird, Bella's weird and Stephanie Meyer shouldn't have included this in the books. Mentally, physically, emotionally Edward is anything but loving. He's done so many things to hurt Bella, but she completely overlooked them because of 'love.
And he cared about Bella more than anything. Did he, though? He screwed with Bella's car when she wanted to see Jacob, didn't allow her to go anywhere without him, took his anger out on her and had a temper beyond repair. If Edward was understanding, kind and nurturing, he would be a much better character. It's not like we don't like him at all; we just don't like him as much as the next person. Rosalie and Emmett are literally your modern-day cheerleader and football player.
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Our newsletter hand-delivers the best bits to your inbox. Sign up to unlock our digital magazines and also receive the latest news, events, offers and partner promotions. Back in late , when we started seeing people on the El reading novels with a discreet black cover featuring two hands holding an apple, we thought it might be a translated work of serious fiction.
Kudos to the genius designer, Gail Doobinin, whose sophisticated covers make the Twilight books safe for adults to read in public. But what does it say about our collective intelligence when the most popular book in America is aimed at teenage girls, and poorly written at that? For adults, the books offer a double dose of nostalgia. To settle into the world of Twilight is to forget about job insecurity and mortgages in favor of the old-fashioned gothic-romance problems of the enigmatic suitor and the mysteries of love.
These are books written for and about teens. Adult readers get to swoon over dreamy Edward as if they were 15 again, which, in our youth-obsessed culture, is much more fun than projecting themselves into conventional romances targeted at ewww adults.
Ironically, the adventures of Bella in the Twilight books and films—discovering that there are vampires and werewolves and other evils—resonate for teens as a metaphor for navigating the adult world. For adults, the pleasure comes from pretending to be teen readers puzzling out the very adult world these teens-by-proxy are trying to escape.
But this probably stems from having a flawless main character. They fall in love way too quickly and it seems fake because no one falls in love instantly, especially teenagers. Edward is HOT. We get it. She had only been in Forks for a month when Edward had been watching her sleep for two months.
By the way,61, 62, and 63 are real quotes. Edward hits on the school faculty to get out of classes. Vampires vs. This book was not worth the paper on which it was printed. Bella has no goals and no future, her life revolves around Edward. I want to change myself to be with you. You may think Edward Cullen is smart and fast, but Chuck Norris could take him. I love him. The only reason I kept reading was to see if Bella could redeem herself by getting over him.
Hmm, masochistic much? Meyer writes the way I did when I was twelve years old, doodling in my journal. Amen to that. Many people have enjoyed the making of this, many have helped with it too…in other words lots of people hate Twilight. You are allowed to have your own opinion, just like we are allowed to have ours.
Get over it. Martin Luther would not have not have approved if the book was written during his lifetime. Harry Potter could beat Edward any day with his magic powers. The book was so bad we wrote 95 reasons why we hate it. The Watty Awards. Try Premium. Log in Sign Up.
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